10/11/10

Wow, what a Monday...

Today started off like any other day. My alarm went off, I snoozed it...it went off again, again, snoozed. Then, I awoke to a "lightness" in my room and I knew that I had slept in, but how late?! I quickly checked my phone "7:59" Hot DAYUM!
I jumped out of bed, rushed into the shower (only because I like to take the first shower because, excuse me, but it is nerrsstyyy to be up in that shower after dey done used it cuz I'm all like "what ta heck is that? a pubie?!"
So after my shower, which lacked and always lacks any sort of water pressure, I asked myself the age old question...do I need to use the restroom? I pondered for a few moments "Nahh, I'm good." and I closed the door, relinquishing the bathroom to my suitmates. About 4 minutes later, this would prove to be a grave mistake.
Errrrooorrrmmmpppppp....my stomach rumbles..."What...the **** was that?" I thought to myself.
Moments later ERRRMMMPPPPPPPPRRRPMMM "Omg, how long has he been in the shower? I'ma need that restroom quick" The situation continued to progress, with every rumble becoming more pronounced and dangerous feeling than the last. "OMG it hurts!" I found myself hunched over, grabbing a pillow for dear life! Grabbing my stomach, I wondered aloud "how much longer can I last?!" The pain was excruitiating, but I had to hold on! Dear God, please! I'll do anything! The shower water continued to run. At this point I'm looking around the room..I spot a Target shopping bag left over from my purchase of Sour Patch Kids and Gummy Bears from the night before (I was storm chasing, leave me alone) They were no doubt the cause of my current predicament, and I loathed them for that. I thought to myself "How...bad? How bad would it be...to.." Finally, I wrapped my head around the idea. "Is it immoral to shit in a Target bag?" I mean, what do I do with it when I'm done? I can't flush it..and I for sure can't wander down the hall with a grocery bag full of vile excrement and merrily proceed to the trash chute..can I? No! No I won't do it!PLEASE GOD! Get out of the shower!!
THE WATER STOPS!
I listen intently through my door, waiting for some sign that my suitemate has finished drying off and exited the bathroom..but wait! My TV is on, muffling the noises! I can't tell! I mute my TV, go back to listening...I hear muffled noises, but are they in the bathroom or did he retire to his room next door? "Steve, man up...open the door, please! I'm begging you, sir! Do you want this shit on your hands?! I mean LITERALLY!"
I BURST OPEN THE DOOR! ALAS, no one! I run to the toilet and promptly do my business
AND SCENE!

So at this point we're up to 8:30 AM on a Monday..this is gonna be some week!

I go to my first class, no excitement, moving on.

SECOND CLASS - APPX 1205PM

I was so effing bored in this class, you have no idea. I was trying to keep my eyes open, like for reals. So, I open up my only true friend, my cell phone. I dabble for a few minutes, look at a couple of new texts and then put it away. About 20 seconds later, I get a text. I look...it's from Clegg..it's a multimedia message. I consider opening it..decide better of it, put my phone away and go back to attempting to pay attention. Ahh, but curiosity got the better of me! I get my phone out, make sure it's on silent and proceed to press the play button on the message..."AND I GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET AND THE OTHERS FLIPPIN A CIGARETTE!!!" Alanis Morisette is BLASTING throughout the room. "Son of a bitch!" I mumble to myself as I try to pause it, it wont stop! By now, the entire class has stopped listening to the lecture, the professor is staring right at me! I finally shut my phone off and bury my head because my friend was laughing hysterically..so loud it was obvious, and I was so embarrassed.
After class, we're walking to our cars and she goes "Ya know, that was the best ever..I don't think anything that great will ever happen again..I'm gonna stop coming to class now because what on God's green Earth could EVER beat that? Nothing, that's what!"


After those two events, life continued on as normal for the rest of today..no real excitement.

I totally watched Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight though and I just wanna say that I have a love/hate relationship with Nene, but tonight I loved her! I loved how she talked to her son, it was very emotional! Plus, I love how she handled herself with Dwight and I feel so bad for her! You can tell she's going through a lot with Greg...I hope it works out for her, I love me some Nene.

Tomorrow I am beginning my journey back on the path to losing more weight. I have kept promising myself every day that "tomorrow! I'm gonna do it tomorrow!" and I NEVER do! Well, it's coming up on 2 months that I've been in Oklahoma and I should have lost another 10 lbs by now..instead, I'm GAINING weight! FRESHMAN 15 STAY AWAY! I refuse to lose everything that I have worked so hard for, so starting tomorrow (I'm for real this time, I swear!) I am starting!! Wish me luck!!

It is now 9:50, so I need to head to bed so that I will get up and GO EXERCISE tomorrow! Yay! I know I can stick with this and I'm making promise to myself that when I see y'all, I can be proud of myself!

Okay, that's all for 10/11/10!

Love you guys!!